The Randomness of Nothing

Weddings

Well the wedding date is set. Finally I am going to be able to tell people a specific time instead of telling them soon or sometime next year. I am not sure this is a good thing, not because I don't want to get married but because now we are required to produce this wedding. This project will be a time consuming and emotionally draining process. If you don't believe me you probably haven't met my fiance. If one could use the term opposites attract it would pretty much describe our relationship. We are both intelligent, witty, and fun. Beyond that the best description would be as follows:

Proton to neutron
Steven King to Lavyrle Spencer
Matrix to 10 Things I Hate About You
Nancy Drew to Hardy Boys
Ogden Nash to Robert Frost
Caffeine Free Diet Mountain Dew to Mountain Dew
Anime to Desperate Housewives
Billy Elliot to Blazing Saddles

This will bring us into a whole new world of agreements and concessions. A world that I am not sure that I am ready to enter yet. A scary world where the girl actually might become girly in some remote way and want all kinds of crazy shit. Enter the Matrix bitch.

Deez

posted by Matthew @ 11:29 PM