The Randomness of Nothing

I am back!

Yes, I am back from Vegas. I bet you didn't even miss me! I missed the internet that is for sure. I mean I love all the drinking, smoking cigars, playing poker/blackjack, dancing, etc that goes on in Vegas but of anything that I missed besides my fiance I missed the internet. Hard to believe isn't it? Actually it isn't. The internet is ingrained into our society or at least into my life. I may actually be a cyborg the way I thrive for the net. It is my source of knowledge and power, it is where I can catch up on world news in seconds, communicate with anyone in the world instantanously, get the best songs, find some software, hear the latest celeb gossip or even see the last model that had a nipple slip in public. Then sedulously look up naked photos of said model just to be sure it was her. Oh yes there were all the normal and expected withdrawal symptoms cold clammy hands, blank looks, slowing of neurons, uncontrollable shakes, followed by the dreadful knowledge that the world is passing me by.

My question is this: How can a hotel in this day and age not have internet hookups in the rooms and still give themselves at minimum of three stars? This is unacceptable! I don't even mind paying a small fee for it. There were 3 computers scattered through out the hotel that you could use your credit card in for some time on the net. Yeah those are secure, I don't mind putting my credit card number in the hands of retards. We even had some problems finding outlets in our room. WTF.

Not to mention that the curtains were rags and our beds were as comfortable as sleeping on glass shards.

Basically what I am saying is don't stay at Circus Circus.

posted by Matthew @ 7:46 PM